Stark

Stark is a handler who joined during V4 pregame. His name is not Tony, nor is it Shark, and while it technically is Shannon, he'll punch you in the gonads if you call him that.

Primary Information
Date of birth: November 11, 1987

Residence: Portland, Oregon

Orientation: Heterosexual

V4 Characters: R.J. Lowe: Hunter, ballplayer, motorcycle enthusiast, blatant self-insert. Breathing. Charlotte Cave: Lesbian, boxer, Christian, shallow author appeal. Tits up. Albert Lions: Loudmouth, comedian, cloudcuckoolander, adopted. In repose.

Were you aware of it?

 * He's really 6'7". Seriously.
 * His inability to speak has become something of a running joke, particularly with regards to inviting him on the podcast. He's done more to propagate this than anyone else, so it's totally kosher.
 * His sexual exploits, for whatever reason, have become a minor meme as well.
 * Like R.J., owns a personally customized 2005 Benelli TNT named Elizabeth.
 * Once shot and killed a bear.
 * Was born in Juneau, Alaska, and deeply regrets it.
 * Graduated in 2010 from the University of Houston, and is currently seeking a Masters in astronomy at Portland State.
 * Is a total baseball nerd.
 * Actually made up that thing about the bear, but admit it, you totally believed him.