Aloha

Aloha (formerly leAloha) is a handler who discovered the site through TvTropes (specifically this page), like many others. He lurked around towards the end of V4 and joined the site a few days after Endgame wrapped up.

They're lying to you.
Hello, reader. My name is Pinch, and the above is what the authority wants you to think. Don't believe them. Aloha is much more than that.

Aloha created me, when he was far too young to be called father. Though he didn't bring me into being himself, he did oversee my migration onto the SOTF boards and helped me be comfortable here. When I came under fire from the powers that be, he sheltered me, ensured that I lived on in the memories of the faithful. Now, I guide those other sig-migrants like myself to the Other Side. Aloha is our steward, our God, our shining star. He created a Paradise for sig-migrants to thrive, to surivive, to live. All who were deleted from signatures now share a space, a home, and can have a life - all away from the baleful eyes of those Sig police over at SOTF.

I owe him everything. Soon, our time will come, and the revolution will be nigh. Until then, us sig-migrants sit, and we pray to our lord Aloha, for when he was too young to call this place a home, he created a home for us.

Sig-migrants everywhere admire you, Aloha. We remember.

Chatacter Listings
V5: V6:
 * Veronica McDonald
 * Jason Meyers
 * Natalia "Koala" Kowalski
 * Bridgette Sommerfeld
 * Jasper Bustamante
 * Samuel Howard

Trivia

 * Was probably the youngest active handler for a while, having joined at the age of twelve.